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live with The Beez
Peter D'Elia, Deta Rayner, Rob Rayner, Jule Schroeder
lyrics
i asked my mommy for salami in my lunch today
but then you tried to take my sandwich when i looked away
it's not my fault if you don't get salami in your lunch
i'll stare at you at make you watch me munch and munch and munch
my lunch is mine, mine
and if you whine, fine
i'll kick you and i'll shove you
'cause your mommy doesn't love you
and it's mine, mine
there is no fine line
you should be on a diet
'cause you got a big behind
you asked your daddy if you could go out with me to play
and he said yes, but clean your mess and put your toys away
so then you had no toys to play with when we were outdoors
it's your own fault so give mine back to me 'cause they're not yours
my toys are mine, mine
and if you whine, fine
i'll pull your hair and slap you
and i'll scratch you if i have to
but they're mine, mine
it takes no einstein
i told you you could play with me
but now you crossed the line
i asked you over to my house so we could watch tv
but then you started asking me to watch your dvd
i wouldn't ask you over if i thought you would complain
i'll tie you up and make you watch me eat my lunch again
my tv's mine, mine
and if you whine, fine
i'm gonna educate you
'cause your mom and daddy hate you
'cause it's mine, mine
and no means nein, du schwein
i'm sick of it so stick it
where the sun will never shine
you told the teacher you were gonna color in your book
and you think i don't know that those were all my pens you took
so just like with my lunch and with my toys and my tv
the teacher's gonna teach you not to take my pens from me
my pens are mine, mine
and if you whine, fine
i'll poke you with a pencil
and i'll stab you with a stencil
'cause they're mine, mine
so stop your lying and crying
i'm not your friend and you can't even
draw inside the lines
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