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i'm single guy, single guy
i don't have a girlfriend, please don't ask me why
i'm single guy, single guy
i never get the last piece of the pie

i go into a bar and take a look around
hoping that the girls don't smell that i'm a hound
i walk up to a miss
and ask her how she is
the only thing she says is "good. bye."

that's why i'm single guy, single guy
women get a notion not to let me catch their eye
i'm single guy, single guy
i love fishing, but i always go home dry

one time i met a girl and i thought i made the cut
she talked to me all night until the bar was shut
so then i told the chick
"don't run away too quick"
she said "i'm not, my boyfriend worked the bar all night"

i'm single guy, single guy
i always score a zero and that's my all-time high
i'm single guy, single guy
if charm could kill, i couldn't kill a fly

one time a woman said "please come to my bed"
i figured there was only one way that line could be read
she brought me to her room
and handed me a broom
"there's a spider in my sheets!" was why

i'm still single guy, single guy
i'd be mister right, but i'm wrong each time i try
i'm single guy, single guy
my mother's even helping me, i wish that was a lie

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from recordings & lyrics by Peter D'Elia, released October 17, 2014

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